1. 4000 years ago God broke up super continent Pangea moving England away from the frogs and stuff. Staying in Europe is against the will of God!
2. The interference of the bloated European beurocracy machine continually stifles progressive politics in the UK. If they had their way we couldn't take penny one off the disableds!
3. You know who else wanted to unite Europe.... Hitler, that's who!
4. If the UK were to leave Europe on a Monday by the following Wednesday you'd be a millionaire stuntman with a diamond house and a super model girlfriend.
5. A staggering £1.20 of every £1 paid in UK tax goes to Europe... so Johnny Frog and Wolfgang Von Fritz can give wine and moustaches to children!
6. According to boffins at CERN, Europe is now covered in so much red tape that if stretched out in a single line it would reach from earth to the moon a staggering 4 times!
7. Who knows better, you or Boris? Exactly, button it hippy!
8. If the brexit doesn't work out, I've had a word and South America will have us.
9. Yeah, Europe did put an end to the ceaseless continental wars and in the process lead to an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity... but the idea of being told we can't govern how bendy our bananas are is quite frankly not worth it.
10. The British people don't need selfish business men with funny voices pushing us around for their own selfish gains. So let's brexit and never brenter again!!!
I fully agree with your arguments and have changed my view now - Ive been a bit uncertain ever since I saw a U-Boat commander goose-stepping up and down in the German Embassy in Brussels telling us that a federal Europe was INEVITABLE* but you've tipped me over into Brexit camp now, thank you oh thank you. We are 5th richest country in the world right now, no thanks to the EU and leaving our biggest trading partnership will definitley give a shot at being 4th richest in the world and a place in the play-offs. Next we can go for League champs by leaving the planet with a long term aim of projecting England into the outer cosmos so that no fucker will tell us what to do with our piles of interstellar gold ever again.
ReplyDelete*that actually happened, except for the goose-stepping bit
I'm happy to be told what to do by a federal superstate.It's called "A Wife"
ReplyDeletewell, nice to read you RBA. Keep up the good fight, I've been for a brexit since before we went in. Roll back decimalisation too if you can and weigh yerself in stones!
ReplyDeleteA Britiish team is never going to win the CL again, not much chance for the nations in the Euros neither and as for the Eurovision song contest, who the fuck needs that?
ReplyDeleteBetter off out of it then.
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An European
ps, you have to keep Scotland and Wales.