1. 4000 years ago God broke up super continent Pangea moving England away from the frogs and stuff. Staying in Europe is against the will of God!
2. The interference of the bloated European beurocracy machine continually stifles progressive politics in the UK. If they had their way we couldn't take penny one off the disableds!
3. You know who else wanted to unite Europe.... Hitler, that's who!
4. If the UK were to leave Europe on a Monday by the following Wednesday you'd be a millionaire stuntman with a diamond house and a super model girlfriend.
5. A staggering £1.20 of every £1 paid in UK tax goes to Europe... so Johnny Frog and Wolfgang Von Fritz can give wine and moustaches to children!
6. According to boffins at CERN, Europe is now covered in so much red tape that if stretched out in a single line it would reach from earth to the moon a staggering 4 times!
7. Who knows better, you or Boris? Exactly, button it hippy!
8. If the brexit doesn't work out, I've had a word and South America will have us.
9. Yeah, Europe did put an end to the ceaseless continental wars and in the process lead to an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity... but the idea of being told we can't govern how bendy our bananas are is quite frankly not worth it.
10. The British people don't need selfish business men with funny voices pushing us around for their own selfish gains. So let's brexit and never brenter again!!!
