Ghosts

1. When you die you become a ghost, unless you're a Buddhist or one of them that thinks you come back as a cat or something.

2. Ghost was actor Patrick Swayze's third best film after Road House and that other one. But its the only one he has a chance of appearing in any sequels too. 

3. The holy ghost is a spooky kind of Jesus that's comes out at Easter and Halloween.

4. A ghost writer isn't a type of poltergeist that writes stuff. It's what comedians on BBC1 stand up programmes use to appear funnier than they really are.

5. Some people, like Derek Anchora, believe that they can talk to ghosts and they get money from vulnerable people to communicate with their dead relatives. The word for someone who can talk with the spirits is 'cunt'.

6. Yorkshire resident Sheila Headband claims that her 2 bed semi is haunted by none other than the late prime minister Margaret Thatcher. That or kids from the estate are stealing her milk.

7. London is the second most haunted place in the world. It's ancient buildings are said to be home to all kinds of spooks and spectres. The most haunted place however remains Anne Widdecombe's vagina.

8. A ouiji board is a mystic peace of wood that some say can channel spirits, but it's not its just a bit of wood.

9. Star of Ghost Busters, Dan Aykroyd, landed the role in the 80's Hollywood blockbuster as he is actually a ghost. Aykroyd died in Canada in 1896 and after spending many years floating around houses moving things on shelves, he decided to give acting a go. The rest is history!

10. Casper is supposed to be the friendliest of all ghosts, and for the most part that's true, unless your gay, then he has little time for you. But to be fair he's from a different era, it was alright in his day to be all bigoted and shit.