Osama Bin Laden

1. From 1978 to 1984 Osama Bin Laden played bass in Bruce Springsteen's backing group the E Street Band.

2. Osama Bin Laden was one of capitalism's biggest critics and advisories, but what was the drive for this disdain towards our growth model economy? Well it all stemmed from season 1 of The Apprentice when he was fired in episode 4 for thinking a ramekin was a type of expensive towel in the shopping list task.

3. Osama Bin Laden was a reputable athlete in his day. He was an under 14 regional badminton Champion and he was a green belt at karate. 

4. The Bin Laden family are one of the wealthiest and most influential of all Arab dynasties. They earned their notoriety as a travelling family band, playing Country and Western music. 

5. Osama Bin Laden is most commonly seen in blurry home videos about Allah and stuff, recorded in caves. But he famously appeared in high definition when he was guest host of the Friday Night Project in 2009.

6. Ever since he was a boy Osama Bin Laden has been a huge fan of professional wrestling. His favorite wrestler is the Undertaker.

7. The spoof movie Airplane! is Bin Laden's most loved film, he has seen it over 500 times. Sources close to the Taliban leader revealed that he was perplexed as to why his own brand of aviation hi jinx in 2001 had gone down so badly.

8. Osama Bin Laden is famous for 2 reasons, his tyrannical reign of terror and his amazing beard. However since a chip pan fire in 1994 that famous face fuzz has been a chin wig.

9. Osama Bin Laden lived in the UK for a period in his late 20s. He came to London in 1979 to join the flourishing alternative comedy scene, viewing himself as a radicalised fundamental Muslim Ben Elton.  

10. After Osama Bin Laden was assassinated by the CIA he was given a speedy sea burial. Many people found this deeply suspicious but it wasn't and Osama Bin Laden isn't now working for the Americans from a secret facility miles underneath Washington DC.